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09 Oct, 2007

Redhead In Total Body Agony

Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic

A gorgeous redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible” says the doctor. “Show me”

The redhead takes her finger pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes on her elbow and screams in even more agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on her thigh and more screaming.

Pushes her ankle more screams and everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The Doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead are you?”

“Well, no”, she says, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so”, the doctor says,

“Your finger is broken.”

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Blakk Frogg broke his finger once and it hurt like hell. Stupid football!


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