01 Feb, 2008
After 50 Years of Marriage
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Gross|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
Someday Blakk Frogg will find himself sitting across the table from his beloved wife, if he ever gets one, and have this exact same conversation. Scary, but true.
An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th Wedding Anniversary.
“You know,” she said, “we were probably sitting in the kitchen across from each other 50 years ago.”
“Yeah,” he said, “but we were probably naked.”
“So let’s get naked now,” she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.
“You know,” she said smiling lovingly, “my breasts feel just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.”
He replied, “I’m sure they are – one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.”
