On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo where 183 men waited to do battle.
He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort where he joined William B. Travis and Jim Bowie and alongside them gazed out over the top of the wall.
Without flinching these three great men gazed at the horde of over 7,000 Mexicans moving steadily toward them.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, ‘Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?’
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks’ one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”
The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”
And so on and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion… With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”
The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”
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