26 Oct, 2007
Going to Bed Alone Not a Bad Thing?
Posted by: admin In: Blakk Frogg Speaks|Bodily Functions|Gross|Humor|Sarcastic
Last night as I lamented over having to go to bed alone it dawned on me that I have the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion cannot safely do… so I let loose a 10 second anal explosion that caused the covers at the end of the bed to fly up and my feet to get real warm, real fast.
The unlucky bastard with a woman would’ve gotten smacked for that.
Tags: fart in bed, go to bed alone
