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07 Mar, 2008

Dead Donkey & Big Business

Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died. I’ll give you your hundred dollars back.”

Kenny replied, “I don’t want the money back. I want the donkey.”

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

“I’m going to raffle him off.”

“You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

“Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny. “What happened with that dead donkey?”

“I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.”

“Didn’t anyone complain?”

“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.


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