Crawford, Texas (AP) — April 13, 2007
A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President
George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of
the books were kept. Both of the books have been lost.
A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.
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A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.
She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Teresa’s.
He then asked where George W. Bush’s clock was.
The woman replied “It’s in the kitchen. We’re using it as a ceiling fan.”
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President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.”
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