It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
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She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
She finally remembered her daddy’s advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
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After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy’s advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.
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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March
Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…. box said “2-4 years!”
April
Trapped on an escalator for hours….. power went out!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid….. wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!
June
Tried to go water skiing….. couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition….. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August
Got locked out of my car in rainstorm….. car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is “C”….. isn’t it?
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days….. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!
December
Couldn’t call 911….. “duh”….. there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!
What a year!
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Bob and his lovely blonde wife live in Wisconsin. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park………..” then the electric power goes out. Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Honey why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
Every once in a great while someone posts a joke about blondes that does NOT put them down. Blakk Frogg now offers you one such joke:
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!”
P.S. Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk, did you mean 1.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”
The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”
The blonde replied, “No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”
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A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs.
It’s not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”
“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.
“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!” asks the cop…
And she said….
(This is good…)
(Ready?)
(Remember, she’s a blonde…)
“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.
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Blakk Frogg apologized for that joke….. but not really.
