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08 Jun, 2011

The Amish and the Elevator

Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, “What is this Father?”

The father, never having seen an elevator before, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son….. “Go get your Mother.”

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.

“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”

“I thank thee,” replied the Amish lady. “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home.”

“Also,” said the officer, “I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that, too.”

“Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home.”

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately.

“Also,” said the Amish woman, “The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake.”


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