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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: “Oh, that feels good.”

His hand moves to her breast.

She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.”

His hand moves to her leg.

She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop.”

But he stops.

She: “Why did you stop?”

He: “I found the remote.”

Now do you really think Blakk Frogg has finished with this topic? Hell no! He followed up w/ the husband at the local hospital and found the following:


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One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry’s house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry’s wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry’s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.

To his surprise Terry’s wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, “Did you like what you saw?”

Mike said “Yes I did.”

She said, “Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500.”

So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, “O.K.”

She said, “Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.”

Mike said, “I’ll see you then.”

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later, Terry came home and asked, “Has Mike been over here today?”

She said, thinking she had been caught, “As a matter of fact, he did.”

Terry said, “Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.”


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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

  1. You can always find it
  2. You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
  3. You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
  4. You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
  5. You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
  6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
  7. Two people from the same sex can enjoy it with out getting called names
  8. You can have it on the table while your co-workers are there
  9. You can ask choclate from a starnger and won’t get slapped
  10. It dosen’t leave hair in your mouth
  11. The sentence: “Swallow if you like it” has a positive angle
  12. With choclate you do not have to fake pleasure
  13. It can’t get you pregnant
  14. You can enjoy it ALL month long
  15. You can have as many different brands as you desire
  16. You after never too young or too old to enjoy it
  17. You never disturb your neighbors.
  18. With choclate, size isn’t an issue
  19. You don’t have to beg for choclate
  20. You can enjoy it with minors and not be arrested
  21. It never wants to chat after you are done with it.


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While some families opt to go to a professional studio for their family photos, the cheaper (and/or simply just broke ass motherfroggers like Blakk Frogg) will break out the family camera and take their own family photographs. In the absence of skilled, professional photographers, anything can occur:

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dogs screwing in family photo

And there you have it, folks. . . Unless you want dogs screwing in the background of a family photo, please leave the photography to the professionals.

Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com has 100’s of lewd and crude myspace comment pictures. . . so what are you waiting for? Check out the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for July 2008!

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008


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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”

But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

cute butts at the bar
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Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his will get slapped in the mouth with a basket of moldy cheesesticks!

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P.S. —–> Americas Best MySpace Comments just stole your virginity. 😛

15 Sep, 2008

Benefits of a Good Sex Life

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


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Dear friends:

The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments

If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!

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