Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to Heaven?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

Later that day Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She tried adjusting the knobs to get the picture in focus, but that didn’t work. Then, frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem by force.

About this time the little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. Upon opening the door he saw the family minister standing before him.

The minister said hello to the little boy and asked, “Is your Grandma home?”

Thinking nothing of it, the little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”

The minister fainted.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Has Americas Best Myspace Comments added any Myspace Girls Comments recently? Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has added some new girl comments for myspace and below you will see some examples of them…. Ya’ happy now? Sheesh.

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So there you have it….. three reasons to check out the Americas Best Girls Comments updates. Any questions?

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Blakk Frogg has finally found the ULTIMATE REDNECK MYSPACE COMMENT and you can get the (free) code for it…… HERE.

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Poke around that site for more than 1,400 other great funny, sarcastic, sexy, slutty and sometimes just plain stupid Myspace Comments. Keep in mind, though, that Blakk Frogg has a warped sense of humor, so you never know what he’ll add next!

And that’s a very good thing, damn it! 😛

Some people shy away from things that have to do with bondage…. but your ass clicked the link. Guess that might make you…. a pervert? Right?

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Nah, not really. The majority of people that Blakk Frogg has met in his years on this planet have their fetishes, have their ‘secret desires’, want something sexually they have not yet had, etc. He feels the sooner people realize that they have animal desires and learn to work with them and have FUN with them, the less likely those desires will creep up in their life at an inconvenient date and fuck up their life.

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Now this does NOT mean Blakk Frogg condones reckelss sexual behavior. Nope. Not at all. It does mean that he believes a ton of people need to loosen up and stop trying to suppress the sexual natures and behaviors of others.

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As long as they keep their blinds closed, don’t make too much noise w/ the whips during their roleplay games, don’t fling used condoms out the windows, keep up the outward appearance of ‘normality’ when necessary or deemed appropriate by society, …… and everyone involved in their fun and games legally consented to the ‘fun’, well, Blakk Frogg says, “Party on, perverts! Just keep the goo factor to a minimum, OK?”

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In an effort to combat a recent swing in public opinion that fast food makes people fat, lowers their sex drive, and cause penis shrinkage, several new advertisements have popped up in popular magazines. These ads show how fast food can actually HELP with a person’s sex drive and get them laid. See below for an example of just such an ad:

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You don’t have to like football or even know who the Carolina Panthers are to enjoy the following photo:

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Just….. DAMN! That girl’s hind end stands up and speaks for itself!

Now rest assured that Blakk Frogg will catch Hell from some folks due to the sexist nature of this post…..

“Oh, sorry. Were you talking to Blakk Frogg? That ass had a Frogg mesmerized again. Please forgive the drooling as well.”

Despite Charlie Brown’s yearly proclamation to Linus that the Great Pumpkin does not exist, Blakk Frogg has found shocking evidence that TWO Great Pumpkins exist, and not just one:

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Now who besides Blakk Frogg can’t wait to see the proof of Spring Cherry Blossoms? 😛

OK, Blakk Frogg admits that he did not post a joke here, but damn it, man, this story taken from www.theregister.co.uk made him laugh real hard. A guy gets disqualified from a race down an inflatable doll race down a river because he “boinked” his raft along the way. Quality entertainment all the way around! Read for yourself:

“A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg was disqualified in shame for ‘”sexual abuse of apparatus’, Mosnews reports.”

“The event – held on the Vuoksa river and sponsored by ‘a number of Russian sex shops’ – this year attracted 400 athletes determined to tackle the choppy 1,200 metre course with nothing more than an inflatable partner for buoyancy, as our pic shows.”

“As organiser, Dmitriy Bulaviniv told Zizn’ newspaper: ‘It’s fun and difficult to swim in stormy river with an exotic apparatus, as inflatable ladies slip out of hands.'”

“Yes they do. According to Mosnews’s entertaining commentary, as ‘strong wind and flow snatched out resilient dolls from strong men’s hands’, only 40-year-old Igor Osipov was left to make the final climactic dash to the finish line. At this point, however, ‘the jury then noticed Osipov’s strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer’s doll.'”

“The mind boggles. The judges then ‘found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him’ because, as the organisers explained: ‘Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming.'”

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Some folks may consider the idea of racing down a freezing cold rivcer with an inflatable sex doll in tow a poor representation of humanity….. but Blakk Frogg has decided to sponsor a team next year if he wins the lottery.

Many of you havee asked for the Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for October 2007, so here you will find them. Happy now?

most popular sarcastic myspace comments: october 2007

most popular sarcastic myspace comments: october 2007

most popular sarcastic myspace comments: october 2007

most popular sarcastic myspace comments: october 2007

most popular sarcastic myspace comments: october 2007

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