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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said,” Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”


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Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has once again achieved an all new low in his online adventures by creating the Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments web site. He’d like to thank the Academy (whoever the hell THEY are), his mother, father, and all the bartenders who have hooked him up with free liquor over the years. God Bless America!

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Now answer the question: “Would you consider sleeping with a woman who weighed 320 pounds?”

How many of you guys out there (besides Blakk Frogg) have ever hooked up with. . . a ‘big’ girl?  Or ever hooked up with a female late one night after a keg party that “still had ALL her baby fat”. . . or a spare tire around her mid-section stamped ‘Goodyear’?

Oh, that’s right.  Only Blakk Frogg has made that (truly drunken) mistake.  The rest of you (lying) bastards have never hooked up with anything less attractive than the sexy model types on Girls for MySpace.  Bunch of liars, the whole lot of you!

Well HERE’s a ‘big’ girl that Blakk Frogg wouldn’t mind a romp in the bed with. . . despite risk of serious injury. . . to him!


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So, fellas. . . Does the thought of having sex with this ‘big’ girl make you sick or does it turn you on?


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Moral of the Story?

Not all big girls look like Oompa Loompas and take turns shoving french fries into each other’s mouthes. . .


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Just the ones that Blakk Frogg hooked up with.

Hey! Who the hell wrote that last line?!?!?

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22 May, 2008

Nail in the Barn

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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?” So then the rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one… right here.”

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, “Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?”

“That’s simple. By the nail over its stall,” Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, “What’s the nail for?”

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy

The 87 year old said “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”

She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it . Would you like some?”

He said, “I want 5 loaves.

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves…by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it’ll be hard”

He replied, “I can’t believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me.”

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.

As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?”

“I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”

The woman nodded, “Pepper”

In this post we will shw the ‘pussy’ a lot, so if you don’t like pussy, well, you better get the Hell out of here, ya’ big PUSSY.


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So there you have it, tons and tons of pussy. Hope you enjoyed it.

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.

“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

Oh, Bill, you didn’t” she exclaimed.

“Yes, I did.” he replied.

“My God, Bill, what happened?”

“I got fired.”

“No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

“Oh… She got fired too.”


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