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The funloving critter known as Blakk Frogg wants the party to continue. . . so he’s posting a few more of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments that you, the (stupid) people, have made popular. Have a nice day and don’t forget to flush!

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This brings us to the conclusion of yet another broadcast day. For more fun and enjoyment, please feel free to go upstairs, get undressed, get comfortable, and go f#$k yourself.

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play.”

Son : “But mom, there’s no one to play with.”

Mom : “I’ll play with you, what do you wanna play?”

Son : “Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed.”

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad’s fishing hat and lit up one of his dad’s cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : “Now what do I do?”

Son : “Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream.”

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Blakk Frogg proudly serves up another steaming pile of Sarcastic MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure. Try not to hurt yourself this time, OK?

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Some of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments you just witnessed have absolutely no reason to exist. . . and Blakk Frogg sees nothing wrong with that.

Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget to tip your server!

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Now that Blakk Frogg has effectively wasted several minutes of your life by showing you those images, please show your appreciation by stripping naked and dancing a jig in the parlor window.

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!”

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, “That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”

The guy catches his breath, then says, “Listen, I don’t want your money! And I don’t want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!”

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.

He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What The HELL Was That?”.

He spots some $ on a table and takes it…… Once again he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”.

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ” Was that your voice?”.

It says, “YES”.

He then asks, “What’s your name?”

It says, “MOSES.”

Half laughing, the burglar then asks, “What kind of person names his bird moses??”

The parrot replies, “THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS PITBULL ‘JESUS’.”

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the Hell was that?”

The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, “What in God’s name was THAT?”

The old man says, “Half time, switch sides…………… “

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can’t do it because he’s her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times!

The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, “Mom… What have you been doing all your life? Dad’s been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can’t marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!”

Her mom replies, “Don’t worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn’t really your dad.”

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and BS with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

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People never cease to amaze Blakk Frogg with their interests and the things they like to look at and send to their friends over the Internet. Take, for instance, these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments:

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Yep. People definitely like some weird shit, right?