Over the years many different varieties of body piercings, anatomical mutilations and exhibitions of (literal) human art have passed before the eyes of Blakk Frogg and recently a new alteration of the human body surfaced: Breast Implants for a Tattoo.

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

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We all face bad times in life. Some people get hit by cars, some people cut their limbs off with chainsaws by accident, some people fall off buildings, some people get audited by the IRS, and some people. . . don’t get picked for cheerleading.

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So the next time you find yourself [...]

A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
He never heard the gunshot.

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Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

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Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans [...]

Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.
How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

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Well, folks, the infamous Blakk Frogg has had an amazing saturday. He got to sleep in, he got to spend ‘quality’ time with his favorite girl, and now he’s about to grill some meat and drink a lot of beer. So, in honor of this wonderful day, Blakk Frogg decided to post some images from [...]

Have you ever visited the Waffle House? If so, then undoubtedly you may have heard someone use the word ’smothered’ when ordering their hashbrowns. Well, it appears that some strip clubs ALSO use the word ’smothered’. See for yourself:

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So the next time you order hashbrowns, think about this lucky guy. . . [...]

Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready [...]

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey [...]

Stop your complaining already! Blakk Frogg will get around to posting more Girls for MySpace in just a few minutes!

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Girls for MySpace Comments

Girls for MySpace Comments

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Happy now? If not, too damn bad. . . and go on over to GirlsForMySpace.Com or Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com for more fun and [...]