Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Time again to recap the most popular jokes on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog for the past 30 days! Seems that a lot of you like sex, pretty girls and that sort of thing this month. . . Ya’ bunch of horny bastards! 😛

• Potato Prostitute
• Popular Sexual & Adult Myspace Comments
• Popular Adult MySpace Comments
• Sexual Adult MySpace Comments?
• Best Redneck MySpace Comment
• Sweet Devon Black Bra & Panties
• Groom Gets Revenge
• Sweet Devon Jersey Pics
• Quick and Dirty Jokes
• Wife Got Caught Cheating?

Blakk Frogg wants to give honorable mention to Calories Burned During Sex, Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Has a NICE Ass, Tightrope Walker and the 85 Year Old Blowjob, Blonde and the Bodybuilder and 365 Attempts to Have Sex.

Well, that’s all for now. . . but don’t fret because blakk frogg will return again with some new lists of the most popular myspace comments on his myspace resource sites!

The cry arose for MORE adult myspace comments, so. . . Blakk Frogg had to respond!

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

So there you have it, folks. . . another installment of politically incorrect picture comments from Americas Best MySpace Comments. For those who don’t already know, that site has a sister site called Sarcastic MySpace and Blakk Frogg added some new animated picture comments to it the other day.

Now get out there and BE somebody!

– frogg

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We apologize for any inconvenience, and you may flog our grandmothers if it will make you feel better.

Sorry folks, but the content from this page moved to a new domain: Americas-Best.Com.

We apologize for any inconvenience, and you may flog our grandmothers if it will make you feel better.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [making it hurt] burns 543 calories.

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Take off her clothes with her consent: 12 cal

Take off her clothes without her consent: 187 cal

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Take off her bra with two hands: 8 cal

Take off her bra with one hand: 12 cal

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Take off her bra with mouth: 85 cal

Putting on Protection …

Hard: 6 cal
Soft: 315 cal

Foreplay …

Looking for Target: 8 cal
Finding G spot: 92 cal
I Don’t F#$king Care: 0 cal

Entry …

Holding Her: 12 cal
On the Floor: 8 cal

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Entry With Different Position …

Missionary: 358 cal
Doggy: 316 cal
69 Lying: 286 cal
69 Standing: 512 cal
Italian Hanger: 912 cal

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Orgasm …

Real: 112 cal
Faking It: 315 cal

After the ‘Big O’ …

Lying in Bed: 18 cal
Hop off the Bed: 36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off: 816 cal

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Getting Dressed …

Quiet and Calm: 32 cal
Rushing: 98 cal
Her Boyfriend Opening the Door: 1218 cal
Her Dad opening the Door: 1942 cal

Thanks for tuning in to see the top fifteen MySpace Comments on Americas-Best.Com for the month of January 2007! You picked ’em so don’t blame us, damn it!

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Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Popular MySpace Comments 6 – 10

Sorry folks, but the content from this page moved to a new domain: Americas-Best.Com.

We apologize for any inconvenience, and you may flog our grandmothers if it will make you feel better.

“I miss you! I really miss you! & I tried to visit you, but the dumb ass security guard wouldn’t let me in the zoo!”

“Pussy is like a peach. It’s fat, full of juice, & if you go in deep enough, you’ll get a nut.”

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

“After great sex, she lies there playing with his penis. He asks, “Do you want more?” “No,” she says, “just admiring your penis. I miss mine.”

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

“How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose. How does a vagina look after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise.”

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“SPECIAL REPORT: The police are arresting hoochies w/ good coochies. Run bitch run!! They already got me!” (I’ve also heard this one the other way around… “You don’t have to worry, but come bail me out.”)

“Li’l red riding hood met the big bad wolf at the club. He took her home & asked, “Can I stick it in?” She said, “No, Just stick to the story & eat me!”

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“Mr Penis said to the balls, “Get ready we’re going to a party.” His balls said, “Fuckin’ liar! You always go inside & leave us outside knockin’, bitch!”

“Women have unique magic tricks. They get wet w/o water, bleed w/o injury, and make boneless things hard.”

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“How do you feel abt oral sex? Does it go both ways? If so, then sitting on my face is a good idea. I’d like to invite you over for a formal sitting.”

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

“3 of my hoes escaped last night. I found 1 @ a strip club, 1 on a corner, but where the fuck are you?!”

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

“Snow White was fired from Disney World today. She was caught sitting on Pinochio’s face screaming, “Lie mother fucker, lie!”

So anyways, Blakk Frogg made it back from a business trip to Las Vegas last night… a little after 1 AM. He had all sorts of ‘interesting’ dreams and those dreams brought him to the conclusion that he needed to post something called “I Love Wicked Wednesdays”.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

What makes those so wicked? Beats the Hell out of Blakk Frogg… so get over it. 😛

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Find more ‘naughty myspace comments’ at Americas Best MySpace Adult Comments.

Blakk Frogg loves posting stuff like this! Check out these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of December 2007! Yeah, sure, it took him forever to post these, but at least he washed his hands after using the bathroom this time!

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