Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ dumb bunch of dyslexic lepers!

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Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008

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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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Dear friends:

The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.

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If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!

– frogg

Blakk Frogg loves a good romantic poem… but there ain’t a damn thing romantic about this one! Read at own risk!

Penis breath, a lover’s dread,
Is what you get when you give head.

Unpleasant as it tends to be,
Be grateful that he doesn’t pee.

It’s times like this, you wonder why,
You bothered reaching for his fly.

But it’s too late, can’t be a tease,
Accept the facts, get on your knees.

You know you’ve got a job to do,
So open wide and shove it through.

Lick the tip then take it all,
Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl.

Slide up and down, use your tongue,
And feel the precum start to run….

So when the fuck’s he gonna cum?

Just when you can’t take anymore,
You hear your lover’s mighty roar.

And when he hits that real high note,
You feel it oozing down your throat.

Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff.
Okay, already… that’s enough.

Let’s switch you say, before you gag,
And what revenge… you’re on the rag.

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Some girls come into this world with really large breasts. Studies have shown that men prefer a woman with large breasts over a flat-chested toothpick. Accordingly, the urge a woman has to get implants so she can win the heart of a narrow-minded man follows. As an example, check out this desperate asian chick who got conned into getting fake boobs from a really bad surgeon:

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So ladies, if you want a man to love you, treat you right, and not sleep with your younger, much hotter sister, get breast implants like this asian girl, but get them from a reputable surgeonm and not from Joe’s House of Boobies.

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!

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Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to SarcasticMySpace. Com.

– blakk frogg

As ususal we have waded through about half a billion emails asking us to PLEASE post the most popular postings on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. . . and since we FEEL like it, we will do just that. Only THIS time we will break them down into two of the more popular categories: Redneck and MySpace Comments for your convenience.

Redneck. . .

• Best Redneck MySpace Comment
• Redneck Pickup Lines
• Letter From Marine at Bootcamp
• Hillbilly Dumb Wives
• You Might be a Redneck

MySpace Comments. . .

• Popular Adult MySpace Comments
• Sexual/Adult MySpace Comments
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• Sexual/Adult MySpace Comments 2

So there you have it, folks. . . more proff that people spend quite a lot of time searching for things like Sarcastic, Redneck and Adult MySpace Comments.

Now have a redneck & dirty day, dang it!

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . January 2008

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

More Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . February 2008

Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.

How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

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Stay tuned for the next installment of Adult MySpace Comments because, well, we said so.