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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I Have just one question about what I have seen in America.”

President Bush said, “Well, anything I can do to help you, I will.”

The Iranian whispered “My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it There is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there Aren’t any Iranians on Star Trek.”

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, “It’s because it takes place in the future.”

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1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, after which you’ll be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about that toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: If you’ve got a problem, all you have to do to get rid of it is make it someone else’s problem.

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Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: “Oh, that feels good.”

His hand moves to her breast.

She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.”

His hand moves to her leg.

She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop.”

But he stops.

She: “Why did you stop?”

He: “I found the remote.”

Now do you really think Blakk Frogg has finished with this topic? Hell no! He followed up w/ the husband at the local hospital and found the following:

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One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry’s house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry’s wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry’s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.

To his surprise Terry’s wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, “Did you like what you saw?”

Mike said “Yes I did.”

She said, “Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500.”

So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, “O.K.”

She said, “Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.”

Mike said, “I’ll see you then.”

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later, Terry came home and asked, “Has Mike been over here today?”

She said, thinking she had been caught, “As a matter of fact, he did.”

Terry said, “Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.”

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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ bunch of dyslexic crayons!

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ dumb bunch of dyslexic lepers!

“Late again,” the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. “It ain’t my fault,” Miss Crabtree. “You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!”

Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.

“You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma’s best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, “That coyote’s back again, I’m a gonna git him!'”

“‘Stay back!” he yelled to all us kids.”

He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!

To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come sneakin’ up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on plumb helpless, as old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy’s crack!

“Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin’ chicken guts out of the hen house since three o’clock this mornin’!”

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Three guys — a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.

The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .”

Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state.”

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer asks, “I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall”.

The Genie explains, “Well, it’s 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries……. it’s virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?”

The American engineer smiles and says, “World Peace.”

Pooooof! The Genie fills inside the wall with water!

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