Had Little Billy known that he would one day wind up spinning uncontrollably in a washing machine, he might never have had those evil, dastardly and disgusting thoughts….
OK, so that last bit did not exactly ring through as truth. Who cares, right? Dirty little bastards go into the machine!
“Not so much detergent this time, Mom,” begged Little Billy. “I farted April Fresh for six days after the last rinse cycle!”
03 Nov, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Americas Best|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Sarcastic
02 Nov, 2009
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Adult MySpace Comments|Babes|Humor|Models|Pretty Girls|Sarcastic
Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.
He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.
While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he does review the following research material quite frequently:
Any questions?
Do you have problems in the mornings that involve running out of time to sit down to a good, healthy breakfast? Do you frequently find yourself running around like a headless chicken as you scramble to get your oversleeping ass out the door and on your way to work?
If so, then you have probably had some interesting food items next to you on the front seat of your car before… kinda’ like the pic below, perhaps?
You, too, can experience a moment like we did if you cook the bacon the night before. Then simply hit ’snooze’ too many times the next morning, run around trying to get ready for work in half the time you really need, grab the bacon and diet dew, and get on down the road.
Not the healthiest breakfast in the world, no, but it DOES contain bacon and caffeine… so shut the Hell up and enjoy!
02 Nov, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Americas Best|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Sarcastic
The other day we found ourselves faced with a wonderful situation: We had beer, bacon AND a couple of ribeye steaks. Therefore we drank the beer and wrapped the bacon around the ribeyes. Seemed like the right thing to do. We suggest you try it sometime. Preferably on the day you ask us to come over for dinner. Ha ha!
Please accept our deepest and most sincere apologies for not having pictures of the cooked bacon-wrapped ribeye steaks. We unfortunately drank all the beers we had at the house, got drunk, cooked the steaks, and ate without remembering to take pictures. Oops.
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?
California became a state and…
So basically, it was just like California today, except the women had real breasts… and men didn’t hold hands.
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Blakk Frogg likes real breasts on his women and he enjoys looking at the real AND fake ones on Girls for MySpace.
01 Nov, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Americas Best|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Sarcastic
Sometimes men and women don’t quite see eye to eye on things and Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found the problem. Men and women have different definitions for some very basic words. See below for details!
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-troh l) n.
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Your sister hangs out at Americas-Best.Com ….. and so should you.
A recent report issued by the folks at Simply Frogg announced to the world that some people just cannot handle the tough and strenuous rigors of high level athletic competition… and that others cannot handle simple garbage collection duties.
Yeah, the word, ‘ouch’ comes to mind at times like this.
