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So what the hell has the rest of the world read while you surfed through endless pages of barely dressed girls over the past month? So glad you asked because below you will find the most popular blog entries from one of Blakk Frogg’s free humor/sarcasm websites.

(1) Oral Sex, People! Oral Sex!

(2) Definition of the Perfect Woman

(3) SarcasticMySpaceComments.Com’s Most Popular MySpace Comments for September 2007

(4) Adults Only Links Page

(5) Shave That Pussy, Please

(6) Drunk Dialing Rule Book

(7) Why Some College Girls Get Bad Grades

(8) Strange Pussy in the Apartment at 6 AM

(9) Why Big Breasted Women Have Bad Aim

(10) Take the Are You Gay Test For Guys

Got time on your hands instead of a water-based lubricant? Go and laugh your ass off at Da’ Blakk Frogg Blog For those WITH a water, or petrolem-base lubricant on their hands, have you seen Da’ Blakk Frogg Sex Blog yet?

That’s it, time to do laundry…. The pile of clothes on Blakk Frogg’s floor has taken over and he must now reclaim his own bedroom. Pathetic, ain’t he?

– blakk frogg

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Hold on…

You’re gonna love it…

It’s the one with the little sticker that says…

I – DA – HO

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

The war against boring, lackluster Saturday morning blogging has begun and Blakk Frogg feels proud to strike first!

So if you believe that Saturday mornings deserve a little spice, post some, read some and hopefully before the end of the day you’ll actually GET some!

 – blakk frogg

Blakk Frogg finally figured out why some girls, but not all, have a hard time getting through college their freshman year…..

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See? Neither girl remembered to bring books to study!

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Find more hot girls in compromising positions on…. Girls for MySpace

OK, well Blakk Frogg cannot understand some things, and this whole dirty feet fetish thing really confuses him. He recently posted some Kira Eggers and Jacklyn Lick photos on his Girls for MySpace project and yes, these gorls have got some dirty feet!

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Things look relatively OK so far, but just watch as the camera zooms in closer… and the dark stains on their feet get more and more noticeable.

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Girl on the left looks like she may have stepped in some form of photoset goo or something…. and finally:

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Oh yeah. The pair of grungy feet on the left takes the cake. Gross.

Having worked with industry material for more than 10 years now, Blakk Frogg knows full well that some people like the whole foot fetish thing but today he poses the question of Why do people like DIRTY feet?

 – blakk frogg

Oh, you nasty little bastards and bastardettes for clicking the link that brought you here. Shame on you — and welcome!

Blakk Frogg will now show you pics of a girl who REALLY knows how to sneak up on, capture and consume a dildo!

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Yep. Another poor dildo captured and consumed. Poor fella probably never knew what swallowed him, either. 😛

Time for Blakk Frogg to get back to cleaning the house…. or drinking beer, whichever comes first.

– blakk frogg

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If you liked this girl’s dildo eating antics, you have GOT to see the other girls on Girls for MySpace!