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Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com has 100’s of lewd and crude myspace comment pictures. . . so what are you waiting for? Check out the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for July 2008!

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008


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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!

 

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!

Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to SarcasticMySpace. Com.

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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”

But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

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Adult MySpace Comments… Not For Kids Anymore!

Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his will get slapped in the mouth with a basket of moldy cheesesticks!

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Dear friends:

The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments

If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!

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We all face bad times in life. Some people get hit by cars, some people cut their limbs off with chainsaws by accident, some people fall off buildings, some people get audited by the IRS, and some people. . . don’t get picked for cheerleading.


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So the next time you find yourself face down in a gutter with a gun pointed at the back of your head, just remember that you could have not gotten picked for cheerleading!

Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

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Sexy Triplets Wish You Happy Hump Day

Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a new Sex on Saturday this week!

Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.

How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

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Sexy Cowgirl Not Happy With Monday

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Hot Woman Wants to Make Monday Better

Stay tuned for the next installment of Adult MySpace Comments because, well, we said so.

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Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

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Drinking Comments for MySpace

Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

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Sexy Drinking Woman Comments

… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

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Firearms and Nice Looking Women

Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

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Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

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Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

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Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.


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  • admin: How can people not like this photo? Seriously. These girls have WONDERFUL personalities that just leap out of their shirts, er, eyes. Yes. Blakk Fr
  • admin: In other news, the children ingested so much of the drug that it took their parents a solid two weeks to catch the little bastards and beat their behi
  • Intimate Touch Tuesday | MySpace Comments & Jokes: [...] you survived the horror called Monday and showed back up to face… Tuesday. Good for you! As a reward for your devotion and effort, [...]