Once again we find ourselves poised and ready to take aim at blondes. Why? Because the Simply Frogg Crew received more blonde jokes in our email this morning! Sheesh. Must we explain everything to you?!?!?
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In a recent maneuver to take criminals by surprise and thus make them a lot easier to capture once located, several police departments have decided to alter the uniforms of female officers. “By making female officers more visually appealing we hope to dazzle fugitives and make them almost WANT to get caught,” remarked a high ranking officer in one department who asked that we not tell his wife about the new uniforms.
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AÂ wonderfully attractive woman dropped by the office the other day to show us her favorite prize winning pumpkins. Now had we known she had such wonderful pumpkins from the start we would have asked to see her shaved beaver, too!
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Dear Abby,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn’t care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you’ve ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she’d get interested. Instead she says she doesn’t want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn’t like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
“Confused Fisherman”
P.S. —> Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught. (see below)
Dear Confused Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow-minded hag you married and spend more time fishing with Sam. That’s a gorgeous pair of bass she’s got there!
- You can always find it
- You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
- You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
- You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
- You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
- If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
- Two people from the same sex can enjoy it with out getting called names
- You can have it on the table while your co-workers are there
- You can ask choclate from a starnger and won’t get slapped
- It dosen’t leave hair in your mouth
- The sentence: “Swallow if you like it” has a positive angle
- With choclate you do not have to fake pleasure
- It can’t get you pregnant
- You can enjoy it ALL month long
- You can have as many different brands as you desire
- You after never too young or too old to enjoy it
- You never disturb your neighbors.
- With choclate, size isn’t an issue
- You don’t have to beg for choclate
- You can enjoy it with minors and not be arrested
- It never wants to chat after you are done with it.
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