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Blakk Frogg has grown sick of ads like this one piling up in his mailbox. So what did he do? He critiqued a recent one for your reading pleasure. Bold face type is the ad, the regular italicized type is what went through his mind as he read the thing.

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Dear Blakkfrogg-269U,

67% of women desire a “bigger” man…

maybe I should eat more!

From the Creator of [product name 1] comes [product name 2], the most powerful penis enlargement pill on the market!

I’m so tiny that I’ll need TWO products to make me a man again? My life really DOES suck… 

GO BIG…

value meal terminology referring for my schlong? So so wrong… 

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SATISFY HER BETTER THAN ANY MAN CAN!!!

but a woman will STILL do it better, right?

OVER 120,000,000 CAPSULES SOLD!!!

at a guaranteed 3 inches per pill, that’s 360,000,000 inches or 30 million feet of increased pecker length. Hmmm… I wonder how many miles of wiener that works out to be?

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and HOW does one file a complaint if the product fails? before and after photos? signed affidavits from disappointed sex partners?

Blakk Frogg understands targeting males, but he works with a woman who gets ads like this one, minus the commentary, all the time. Oh, now he gets it: As a woman it would be doing her woefully inadequate male partner a favor by ordering these behind his back and slipping them into his beverages at dinner.

“Wow, honey. That dinner was fantastic and… Hey! What’s this? Your pot roast gave me a woodie!” exclaimed the astonished previously puny peckered man.

Enough is enough. Repeatedly making guys feel like they aren’t packing enough meat can’t REALLY be all that successful a marketing campaign, can it? If so, then maybe it isn’t the small peckers that are the problem. Maybe it’s small minds.

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Blakk Frogg feels perfectly happy with his vienna sausage… when he can find it, that is. :-/

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As if fat people don’t have enough trouble fitting into plane seats, finding clothes that fit, keeping food in their cupboards, affording outrageous grocery bills, and maintaining self-esteem despite continuous ridicule from people in their surroundings….. Now there exists a more sinister problem for them:

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So if ya’ wanna’ do that Advanced Sex Position on page 33 of your manual, you’re gonna’ want to lose a few pounds first!

– blakk frogg

Ever wonder what happened when Charlie Brown hit puberty? Blakk Frogg certainly did!

Would that ‘blockhead’ actually develop a set of nuts and shove his cartoon meat stick in a classmate or would he spend the bulk of his adolescence frequenting pay-per-view porn theaters dodging gooey stains on the floor?

After some reseach, we finally have the answer:

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OK, folks, there you have it. Charlie Brown had a rough start to puberty but once he got the hang of his newly found appendage, he became a true pimp.

A recent study determined that many women do not take life seriously, and as a result, fail to dress appropriately for important job-related events such as interviews, their first day on the job, business meetings with clients, etc.

As a result, they do not get hired, make a bad impression on their first day of work, and/or do not land the ‘big account’.

As a courtesy to the women who feel they may need guidance in how to dress for important job-related events, the Department of Labor has put together a highly detailed illustration of what it considers ‘appropriate dress attire for successful women’.

See below:

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According to the Department of Labor, they sent this woman out on 43 job interviews and she got hired all 43 times w/o even showing her resume.

See? Proper attire DOES make a difference.

Blakk Frogg has always found great amusement in watching people inverting their bodies over a keg while their friends held the business end of a tap (the hose for all you rookies out there) in their mouth… with the idea in their head that the longer they stay inverted and drinking, the more people will respect and admire them.

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OK, well that worked at frat parties, house parties and even at a variety of other types of parties that Blakk Frogg has had the pleasure of attending. But NOW he thinks he has found the Ultimate Time for a Keg Stand!

No, not after a mid-term. No, not after graduating college. No, not after winning the lottery and finding out you also inherited all of Microsoft, either.

Think of it this way: Nothing screams, “I’m so happy to be getting hitched!” more than doing a keg stand at your own wedding… in your wedding dress!

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Now no one’s saying that sort of behavior is wrong, but it certainly is a bit unusual… Bottoms Up!

Blakk Frogg made it to his hotel room in Las Vegas finally around 11 PM local time, 2 AM his time.  He would like to thank all of you who kept him entertained while he sat in the Charlotte Airport for 4 hours by posting the very first “I Believe in Sexy Sundays”…  Enjoy!

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Thanks again to all the online folks who kept Blakk Frogg from sitting at the airport bar drinking top shelf margaritas for for hours! His bank account thanks you, as well!

– blakk frogg

What’s that? Can’t afford a new high chair for the little one? No problem! A trip to the hardware store with a mere $2.49 in loose change will solve your problems for at least a little while….

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Hope all going well in your world!

– blakk frogg