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Poking Fun at Penis Pill Ads

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Blakk Frogg has grown sick of ads like this one piling up in his mailbox. So what did he do? He critiqued a recent one for your reading pleasure. Bold face type is the ad, the regular italicized type is what went through his mind as he read the thing.

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Dear Blakkfrogg-269U,

67% of women desire a “bigger” man…

maybe I should eat more!

From the Creator of [product name 1] comes [product name 2], the most powerful penis enlargement pill on the market!

I’m so tiny that I’ll need TWO products to make me a man again? My life really DOES suck… 


value meal terminology referring for my schlong? So so wrong… 

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but a woman will STILL do it better, right?

OVER 120,000,000 CAPSULES SOLD!!!

at a guaranteed 3 inches per pill, that’s 360,000,000 inches or 30 million feet of increased pecker length. Hmmm… I wonder how many miles of wiener that works out to be?

  • Do you want a larger and firmer penis? not in church, no
  • Do you want to give your partner more pleasure? what will I get in return?
  • Do you want to stay ROCK HARD longer? women just LOVE granite between their loins!Our Revolutionary Pill Can Enlarge Your Penis Up to 3-FULL-INCHES. 100% GUARANTEED!

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    and HOW does one file a complaint if the product fails? before and after photos? signed affidavits from disappointed sex partners?

    And now for a few final words on the topic from Blakk Frogg….

    Blakk Frogg understands targeting males, but he works with a woman who gets ads like this one, minus the commentary, all the time. Oh, now he gets it: As a woman it would be doing her woefully inadequate male partner a favor by ordering these behind his back and slipping them into his beverages at dinner.

    “Wow, honey. That dinner was fantastic and… Hey! What’s this? Your pot roast gave me a woodie!” exclaimed the astonished previously puny peckered man.

    Enough is enough. Repeatedly making guys feel like they aren’t packing enough meat can’t REALLY be all that successful a marketing campaign, can it? If so, then maybe it isn’t the small peckers that are the problem. Maybe it’s small minds.

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    Blakk Frogg feels perfectly happy with his vienna sausage… when he can find it, that is. :-/

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