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Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!

Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to SarcasticMySpace. Com.

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As ususal we have waded through about half a billion emails asking us to PLEASE post the most popular postings on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. . . and since we FEEL like it, we will do just that. Only THIS time we will break them down into two of the more popular categories: Redneck and MySpace Comments for your convenience.

Redneck. . .

MySpace Comments. . .

So there you have it, folks. . . more proff that people spend quite a lot of time searching for things like Sarcastic, Redneck and Adult MySpace Comments.

Now have a redneck & dirty day, dang it!

Over the years many different varieties of body piercings, anatomical mutilations and exhibitions of (literal) human art have passed before the eyes of Blakk Frogg and recently a new alteration of the human body surfaced: Breast Implants for a Tattoo.

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

misbehaving kid on car hood
Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

misbehaving kid on car hood
Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

misbehaving kid on car hood
Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

I hope this breast implant blog entry has given hope to all of you who thought you had to go through life with a flat chested tattoo on your body.

Many members of the American public deem it improper to spank children, as I have learned while whooping my son’s misbehaving butt in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Therefore I have had to come up with another method to get my point across when my son throws his little tantrums and has one of his ‘moments.’

One method that I have found particularly effective involves taking my child for a car ride and talking to them in a calm, rational manner.

I suppose the vibration from the car soothes their nerves, or perhaps the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc. helps.

I cannot say for sure what it is, really, but it works. My son calms down and immediately stops misbehaving after our little car ride.

One more tip: Make sure you make eye contact often during the car ride so your child knows you mean business.

Here’s a snapshot of our last ride together. Gotta’ love these new cellphone cameras, right? So useful and convenient. . .

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Up Yours!”

This method works well with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well.

We all face bad times in life. Some people get hit by cars, some people cut their limbs off with chainsaws by accident, some people fall off buildings, some people get audited by the IRS, and some people. . . don’t get picked for cheerleading.


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So the next time you find yourself face down in a gutter with a gun pointed at the back of your head, just remember that you could have not gotten picked for cheerleading!

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . January 2008

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

More Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . February 2008

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

More Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Though far away and (hopefully) a distant forecast for events in the life of Blakk Frogg, he must face the inevitable — and that inevitable fact deals with the idea that one day he will have to more or less PRAY that someone will touch his private parts. . . besides a licensed medical physician or an attendant at a nursing home.


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So without further ado, let us now enjoy a joke about old people and sex. . .

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, “There really is no justice in the world.”

The other little old lady asked, “What do you mean by that?”

The first little old lady replied, “Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. . .”

“Now that I’ m 80, though, the damned things grow wild on the beach. . . and I’m too old to squat!”

Yep. Some girls truly deserve the name of ‘Gold Digger’ and some guys truly deserve the name of ‘gilolo’. Why? Because they make truly ignorant statements like THIS when they think no one can hear them:


Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Seriously speaking all you girls and guys who make your living by opening your intimate parts to the highest bidder. If you cannot get it on your own through hard work, honest effort and legitimate means, maybe that Porsche just wasn’t meant for you and MAYBE people would not look at you like a. . . WHORE if you got off your knees, back, etc. — and got a job that didn’t involve excessive sucking, unhealthy amounts of licking, and definitely unhealthy amounts of sweat rolling off the backs and brows of people who use you for their sick little fantasies and toss you away like the prophylactic devices one can only hope you insisted on using for your tryst(s).


Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Blakk Frogg works hard for all his ill-gotten goods. Oops. He meant to say, “Stuff.” Honestly. Ask his agent at the Brothel Catering (exclusively) to Wealthy Women w/ Big Boobs, Thin Waists and Neatly Trimmed Beavers.

Look it up. . . It’s a real place.  😛

Although Blakk Frogg has paid the Olympics next to no attention at all, he has found the displays of National Pride in the stands at various events quite uplifting. Take, for example, this colorful young lady who CLEARLY loves the United States:


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Then, of course, you’ll always have those few individuals who go a bit overboard with their enthusiasm for their country and make somewhat of an ass out of themselves — all in the name of loving their country:


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In either case, though, their pride in the United States shines brightly and although Blakk Frogg would much rather have a stadium filled with fans like the sexy young lady in the American flag bikini set, he seriously doubts that beautiful babe can chug beers and do belly flops better than the big guy!


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