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05 Oct, 2008

Facts About Riding a Motorcycle

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I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn’t see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn’t see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn’t see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn’t see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn’t see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn’t see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn’t see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn’t see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn’t see me, going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn’t see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn’t see me, pat my child’s hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn’t see me, squeeze my wife’s leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn’t see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But, you didn’t see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn’t see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn’t see me. I wasn’t there.

I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn’t see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn’t see me.

Repost this around in hopes that people will better understand the biker community.

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Blakk Frogg would like to add that he met w/ members of Chester County’s ABATE organization Saturday afternoon at Shaker’s in Chester and he can definitely attest to the fact that not all bikers raise hell and cause trouble. They do, however, love to ride, love their friends, love their families, and love to have a good time!

Can you say…. ‘Tater Hunt in the Hay?

On a more serious note, Blakk Frogg advises everyone who wants the right to ride, eat, sleep, drink and socialize with all the rights nad freedoms they currently have to check out some of the political and social issues ABATE stands for and stands against. Your beloved Legislators love to sneek poorly writen bills through and they almost ALWAYS infringe upon your rights… You just don’t know it yet!


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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ bunch of dyslexic crayons!

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ dumb bunch of dyslexic lepers!

While some families opt to go to a professional studio for their family photos, the cheaper (and/or simply just broke ass motherfroggers like Blakk Frogg) will break out the family camera and take their own family photographs. In the absence of skilled, professional photographers, anything can occur:

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And there you have it, folks. . . Unless you want dogs screwing in the background of a family photo, please leave the photography to the professionals.

Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com has 100’s of lewd and crude myspace comment pictures. . . so what are you waiting for? Check out the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for July 2008!

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008


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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!

 

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Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to SarcasticMySpace. Com.

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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”

But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

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Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his will get slapped in the mouth with a basket of moldy cheesesticks!

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P.S. —–> Americas Best MySpace Comments just stole your virginity. 😛

Dear friends:

The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.

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If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!

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Some girls come into this world with really large breasts. Studies have shown that men prefer a woman with large breasts over a flat-chested toothpick. Accordingly, the urge a woman has to get implants so she can win the heart of a narrow-minded man follows. As an example, check out this desperate asian chick who got conned into getting fake boobs from a really bad surgeon:


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So ladies, if you want a man to love you, treat you right, and not sleep with your younger, much hotter sister, get breast implants like this asian girl, but get them from a reputable surgeonm and not from Joe’s House of Boobies.


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