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In honor of the cold weather so many people must cope with at this time of year, Blakk Frogg would like to offer the following ‘thermometer tribute’ photograph:
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Now have a nice day, damn it!
For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.
Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..
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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!
This is important and worth the time to read! Warning! Be careful if you eat at “RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS”.
A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.
“911” was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women’s blouse.
As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnose the cause of the pain:
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A Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact, Ananova reports.
Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.
A police expert explained: “[The implants] worked just like airbags – protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage.” He did, however, add: “They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”
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