Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

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Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns. He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets. While he cannot fully substantiate this [...]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating. The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.” “I know, “she [...]

Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments “Boy, I would like to f*ck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and says, “Out of what?” Americas Best MySpace Girls Comments

Will people ever stop making fun of blondes? Probably not… During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said she was told it had to be at least 8 characters. PS: If you’re blonde and don’t get it, [...]

Sarcasm oozes from every inch of mock motivational posters — and hence the reason why Blakk Frogg loves them so much. Yep. Sarcastic, sexy and sometimes completely stupid. Sounds like a winning recipe!
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So here we find ourselves starring down the barrel of a loaded .45 — and no one cares… But I digress. The Honorable(?) Blakk Frogg would like for you to all gather around and enjoy last month’s most popular funny/sarcastic/sexy/stupid pics from AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com. Now run along and be happy, ya’ goofy lookin’ monkey turds!
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OK, all you sickos and perverts have finally convinced a Frogg to get up from his barstool and post last month’s most popular Adult MySpace Comments. Now at least ONE of you pathetic bastards owes Blakk Frogg a case of beer!
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Wanna’ see something naughty? Looking for a strange or sexy image to place on your profile? Well look no further ‘cuz Americas Best MySpace Comments has a special treat for you! They sent us a list of the most popular comment pictures on their site for July 2009!
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Oh man… Someone needs to get us more beer ‘cuz we’re working like lunatics today! We decided to post the most popular pics from MySpace Sarcasm and you can’t do a damn thing about it!
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