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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ bunch of dyslexic crayons!

1. You can always find it
2. You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
3. You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
4. You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
5. You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
7. Two people from the same sex can enjoy it with out getting called names
8. You can have it on the table while your co-workers are there
9. You can ask choclate from a starnger and won’t get slapped
10. It dosen’t leave hair in your mouth
11. The sentence: “Swallow if you like it” has a positive angle
12. With choclate you do not have to fake pleasure
13. It can’t get you pregnant
14. You can enjoy it ALL month long
15. You can have as many different brands as you desire
16. You after never too young or too old to enjoy it
17. You never disturb your neighbors.
18. With choclate, size isn’t an issue
19. You don’t have to beg for choclate
20. You can enjoy it with minors and not be arrested
21. It never wants to chat after you are done with it.

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While some families opt to go to a professional studio for their family photos, the cheaper (and/or simply just broke ass motherfroggers like Blakk Frogg) will break out the family camera and take their own family photographs. In the absence of skilled, professional photographers, anything can occur:

dogs screwing in family photo

And there you have it, folks. . . Unless you want dogs screwing in the background of a family photo, please leave the photography to the professionals.

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Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008

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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”

But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

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Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his will get slapped in the mouth with a basket of moldy cheesesticks!

– blakk frogg

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Dear friends:

The following photograph captures the absolute moment when a woman can determine that without a doubt. . . . Her man is gay.

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If you have any further questions, call someone who cares ‘cuz Blakk Frogg won’t answer the phone!

– frogg

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go. Have to write to the Hefty bag people next!

Sincerely,

“Innocent” Emma

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Blakk Frogg loves a good romantic poem… but there ain’t a damn thing romantic about this one! Read at own risk!

Penis breath, a lover’s dread,
Is what you get when you give head.

Unpleasant as it tends to be,
Be grateful that he doesn’t pee.

It’s times like this, you wonder why,
You bothered reaching for his fly.

But it’s too late, can’t be a tease,
Accept the facts, get on your knees.

You know you’ve got a job to do,
So open wide and shove it through.

Lick the tip then take it all,
Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl.

Slide up and down, use your tongue,
And feel the precum start to run….

So when the fuck’s he gonna cum?

Just when you can’t take anymore,
You hear your lover’s mighty roar.

And when he hits that real high note,
You feel it oozing down your throat.

Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff.
Okay, already… that’s enough.

Let’s switch you say, before you gag,
And what revenge… you’re on the rag.

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