Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
You can find more mock motivational posters over at a funny little site called MySpace Sarcasm.
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an ‘F’ in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father?
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,'” I said “6”, replies TONY.
“But that’s right!” says his dad.
“Yeah, but then she asked me “How much is 3×2?'”
“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”
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Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
TONY says “Mas-tur-bate.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little TONY, that’s a mouthful.”
Little TONY says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
“C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?”
“Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit”.
Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
“Okay,” he said, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you – nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..”
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OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night.
Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing?
Better question: Do they do that at home as well or do they save those special performances for public outings?
So fellas, if you fall into the category of ‘Dipshits Who Do That’, please STOP.
No one cares about or wants to share in your moments of personal joy at the urinal.
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From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life:
I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener activity.
She’d hello and tell me her name and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear.
So, so wrong and unfair to me. Ever hear of blue balls? Mine are burgundy.
I’m the walking, talking, Special Olympics of sex.
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“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS!
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Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you.
As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you for all your days!
– blakk frogg
p.s. —-> and don’t act like you won’t send that to all your ‘best friends’, either, ya’ filthy little animals!
Why do so many people have have such a hard time finding suitable companions? Why can’t the right mate find them? These two questions have plagued Blakk Frogg for a very long time…. until now.
Apparently, some morons in the Department of Transportation decided to put signs up around town and, well, you’ll understand WHY everyone has so much trouble finding happiness. See below:
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Now that we have the problem figured out, all we have to do is figure out HOW to get all 67,000,203 of these signs down.
Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get shaved — today!
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Many of you thought this post would feature the anatomy of a woman getting trimmed, and for that Blakk Frogg really does NOT apologize. Get your minds out of the gutter! You’re in his parking spot!
– blakk frogg
