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Beer vs. Cold Cream

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Last night I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Coors Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

Later I tried to explain to her how the beer would make her look ten times better at night than the cold cream.

The swelling in my right eye finally went down enough for me to see around three this afternoon.

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