One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called! on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.”
She said, “Excellent, Michael!” Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
“Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said ‘Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'”
more jokes on Simply Frogg
Americas Best MySpace Girls Comments
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”
Little TONY replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
Little TONY answered, “No, he minded his own damn business.”
more jokes at Simply Frogg
Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
Last night as Blakk Frogg lamented over having to go to bed alone it suddenly occured to him that he had the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion for a night of raunchy, hair-pulling sex cannot safely do… so he let loose a 10 second anal explosion that caused the covers at the end of the bed to fly up and his feet to get real warm, real fast.
The unlucky bastard with a woman would’ve gotten smacked for that.
Americas Best MySpace Toilet Comments
Every once in a great while somebody feels the need to spout off at the mouth about how much they dislike hunters, don’t agree with killing animals for eating purposes, etc.
Well THIS time some dumb bastard REALLY tried to give hunters a piece of their mind…
Dumbest Anti-Hunting Quote… EVER?!?
After reading, re-reading, and then re-reading that quote again we have not yet figured out how much of their mind the author gave, but we know damn sure they couldn’t POSSIBLY have too much of their mind left… if any at all.
Moral of the Story? Use caution when making a public statement against hunting or some prick like me will post it on the internet and link it to a bacon & meat store. lol.
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night.
Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing?
Better question: Do they do that at home as well or do they save those special performances for public outings?
So fellas, if you fall into the category of ‘Dipshits Who Do That’, please STOP.
No one cares about or wants to share in your moments of personal joy at the urinal.
Americas Best MySpace Toilet Comments
From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life:
I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener activity.
She’d hello and tell me her name and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear.
So, so wrong and unfair to me. Ever hear of blue balls? Mine are burgundy.
I’m the walking, talking, Special Olympics of sex.
Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
