21 Oct, 2009
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Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments “Boy, I would like to f*ck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and says, “Out of what?”
21 Oct, 2009
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct… leaving only Heaven. Thereby, proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, “Oh my God.”
Wow. Every once in a while you come across a bizarre news story that makes you wonder how on Earth it could happen… Well have you ever heard about The Shoplifting Seagull?
Leave it to a site like Simply Frogg to post some odd junk like that!
21 Oct, 2009
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When it comes to marriage, a lot of men ask, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”
Well, women have caught up, it seems, and they have come up with a slogan of their own to use because according to a recent survey, around 80% of single women prefer to be single….
Curious as to why they feel that way?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying the entire pig… just to get a little sausage.
20 Oct, 2009
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19 Oct, 2009
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A golfer looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, “Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?”
“I’m listening to the music of the tree.”
You gotta be kiddin’ me.”
“No, would you like to give it a try?”
Well, OK… So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this, the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, “What the hell happened to you?”
So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, “This just isn’t gonna be your day.”
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19 Oct, 2009
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18 Oct, 2009
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Blakk Frogg does his part to keep the American MPG Rating as high as possible.
Are you doing YOUR part?
18 Oct, 2009
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Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks “How will I recognize him?”
“That’s easy… He’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. “A female horth.”
So he shows him a prized filly.
“Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth”?
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.
“Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth”? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.
“Nith earzth, can I see her mouf”?
The rancher is gettin’ pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nice mouf, can I see her twat”?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
“Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?”
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