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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown! Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace [...]
Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown! Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace [...]
“Late again,” the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. “It ain’t my fault,” Miss Crabtree. “You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!” Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting [...]
Three guys — a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad [...]
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and [...]
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and put his big black Labrador retriever in the middle seat between them. The first man looked very puzzled at the dog and asked why it was allowed on the plane. [...]
Open Letter to: MR. JAMES THATCHER BRAND MANAGER PROCTER & GAMBLE Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d [...]
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who’s blonde) [...]
You can always find it You can be Satisfied even if it is soft You can enjoy it with no risk while driving You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate [...]
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, giving me housing, foodstamps, free medical care, and free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.” The [...]
