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Yet another weekend has come and gone. Beers got drank, food got eaten, money got spent, and now Monday has come back around to remind us of just how miserable and hungover we can feel after a few days off. In honor of the crappy feeling Blakk Frogg has today, he proudly posts some Adult [...]
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I [...]
The infamous Blakk Frogg wants you to enjoy these Americas Best MySpace Comments. . . and then take out the trash. Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments What’s that? You want MORE free [...]
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.” “I thank thee,” replied the Amish lady. “I shall [...]
Mr. Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I’m a little cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for [...]
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy hushes him quickly and whispers: “Don’t blow our cover. You’re in America now, speak Spanish.” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
The funloving critter known as Blakk Frogg wants the party to continue. . . so he’s posting a few more of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments that you, the (stupid) people, have made popular. Have a nice day and don’t forget to flush! Sarcastic MySpace Comments Sarcastic MySpace Comments Sarcastic MySpace Comments Sarcastic MySpace Comments Sarcastic [...]
A guy walking past a mental hospital hears a moaning voice saying, “13…….13…….13………13″ The man, now curious, looks over at the hospital and sees a hole in the wall. He looks through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groans, ’14………14………14…….14.’
A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play.” Son : “But mom, there’s no one to play with.” Mom : “I’ll play with you, what do you wanna play?” Son [...]
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked. “Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?” “Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
