Irish Drinking Joke

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”
She said, [...]

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Two Tall Trees Grow in the Woods

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the little sapling. The [...]

Turtles Can Fly?

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a [...]

Would You Sleep With a ‘Big’ Girl?

Now answer the question: “Would you consider sleeping with a woman who weighed 320 pounds?”
How many of you guys out there (besides Blakk Frogg) have ever hooked up with. . . a ’big’ girl?  Or ever hooked up with a female late one night after a keg party that “still had ALL her baby fat”. . . or a spare tire around [...]

How Long a Wait for a Haircut?

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I get a haircut?” The [...]

Stole a Cowboy’s Horse

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above [...]

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Papa Fell in the Well Last Week

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his. “Papa Fell in the Well last week – ” he began.
“Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?”
“He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped yelling for help [...]

Haggling With the Dentist

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use use much aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”
Looking annoyed the [...]