Looks Good for His Age

A woman walks up to an elderly looking man sitting in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.
“Wow, that’s [...]

Penis in Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to [...]