29 Apr, 2008
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A woman walks up to an elderly looking man sitting in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.
“Wow, that’s amazing,” she said, “How old are you?”
“Twenty-six.”
29 Apr, 2008
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Gross|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex|Sex Joke
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.
“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
Oh, Bill, you didn’t” she exclaimed.
“Yes, I did.” he replied.
“My God, Bill, what happened?”
“I got fired.”
“No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh… She got fired too.”
