29 Apr, 2008
Looks Good for His Age
Posted by: admin In: Alcohol|Bodily Functions|Drinking|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic
A woman walks up to an elderly looking man sitting in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.
“Wow, that’s amazing,” she said, “How old are you?”
“Twenty-six.”
