Sleeping Pill

Dennis had a problem sleeping at night and consequently he had a habit of getting up late in the morning. As a result, he was always late for work. His boss was getting very angry with him, and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about the problem. So Dennis went to his [...]

Herman Joined the Army 51 Years Ago

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, got drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his [...]

Old Ladies Burn Condom

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Maude: [...]