Blakk Frogg has grown sick of ads like this one piling up in his mailbox. So what did he do? He critiqued a recent one for your reading pleasure. Bold face type is the ad, the regular italicized type is what went through his mind as he read the thing.
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A woman walking down the street when was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
She took out her wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to [...]