12 Jan, 2008
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Tired of draining valuable natural resources each and every time you plug in that monstrous vibrator? Feeling guilty over all the batteries your dildo destroys when you need a little ‘stress relief’?
Relax! Now you can enjoy a luxury model sex toy w/o killing the environment!
I know, I know…. Yuck. Deal with it!
12 Jan, 2008
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Blakk Frogg Speaks|Funny Pictures|Humor|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
Some people will go to great lengths in order to secure a little oral action. Like this guy, for example:
Saddest part of the whole cartoon: she fell for that trick in the past!
12 Jan, 2008
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
Blakk Frogg has yet to see the movie about gay cowboys. He has, however, heard so much about it in the news over the past months that the following email made him shoot beer out of his nose when he read it:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie . . . .
1. “I’m gonna pump you fulla lead!”
2. “Give me a stiff one, barkeep!”
3. “Don’t fret—I’ve been in tight spots before.”
4. “Howdy, pardner.”
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind.”
6. Two words: “Saddle Sore.”
7. “Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like.”
8. “Let’s mount up!”
9. “Nice spread ya got there!”
10. “Ride’em cowboy!”
