Environmentally Friendly Sex Toy?

Tired of draining valuable natural resources each and every time you plug in that monstrous vibrator? Feeling guilty over all the batteries your dildo destroys when you need a little ’stress relief’?
Relax! Now you can enjoy a luxury model sex toy w/o killing the environment!
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I know, I know…. Yuck. Deal [...]

Desperate for Oral Sex?

Some people will go to great lengths in order to secure a little oral action. Like this guy, for example:

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Saddest part of the whole cartoon: she fell for that trick in the past!

Brokeback Mountain Ruined the Old West

Blakk Frogg has yet to see the movie about gay cowboys. He has, however, heard so much about it in the news over the past months that the following email made him shoot beer out of his nose when he read it:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned [...]