Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Recently Blakk Frogg had his loyal henchmen at SimplyFrogg.Com add a whole lot of new comments to the Simply Frogg MySpace Comments section. As of last count, that site contained easy-to-use HTML code for nearly 900 free MySpace Comment Pictures.

Recent additions include…

Motorcycle for Sale

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Playground Pimps

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You Won’t Believe It’s Not Vaginal Discharge

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Yep. Lots and lots of weird, funny, gross, sexy and sarcastic myspace comments to choose from at Simply Frogg!

Blakk Frogg believes all creatures great and small have ways in which they remind themselves of what constitutes ‘appropriate behavior’. See below for a list of self-help hints stolen from a strung out, crack-addicted French Poodle named Henry:

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying “hello”.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

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Time for the second set of Adult & Sexual Myspace Comments from the Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments Site. Enjoy!

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five more of the most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post a third set of sexual/adult comments for MySpace shortly, so stay tuned!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

Listed below please find the names and symptoms of a few dangerous computer viruses you should watch out for:

THE GEORGE BUSH — Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the mother-board and father-board bought it.

THE AL GORE — Causes your computer to just keep counting.

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THE CLINTON — Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) — Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

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THE LEWINSKY — Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

THE RONALD REAGAN — Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

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THE MIKE TYSON — Quits after two bytes.

THE OPRAH WINFREY — Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200mb.

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THE JACK KEVORKIAN — Deletes all old files.

THE PROZAC — Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.

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THE JESSE JACKSON — Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO — Only attacks minor files.

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THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER — Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

THE LORENA BOBBITT — Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

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