Recently a photo got published in tabloid which proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that the energy crisis has hit even the most efficient machines in our society…..
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Please, folks… Don’t let your fear of walking an extra 20 feet in a parking lot keep you from taking that spot at the end. Every drop of gasoline you waste circling the parking lot like a fat vulture waiting for an easy meal takes food out of some poor, starving psychotic robot’s tank.
Woman’s PoemBefore I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Man’s Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
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Romance comes in many different flavors, but at no time should it EVER come from a book vendor whose ass crack resembles cottage cheese getting smuggled in a lambskin condom!
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Listen, folks…. If you want romance, you gotta’ go someplace other than a street corner where some fat, nasty, overweight ‘thing’ sells used romance books. And while on the topic, doesn’t the phrase ‘used romance books’ bring some pretty sickening images to mind?
Try your luck over at Girls for MySpace if you need something to float your boat, get your motor going, rev up your engines, etc.
– blakk frogg
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied. “I know the guy.”
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Read below, figure out how YOU would handle a dangerous driving situation of this magnitude, and then scroll down to see if you made the right driving decision.
Dangerous Driving Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Scroll for the correct answer…
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Correct Course of Action:
Get your drunk ass off the children’s Merry-Go-Round. You’re fuckin’ hammered!
