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Recently a photo got published in tabloid which proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that the energy crisis has hit even the most efficient machines in our society…..
Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments
Please, folks… Don’t let your fear of walking an extra 20 feet in a parking lot keep you from taking that spot at [...]
Woman’s PoemBefore I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages [...]
Romance comes in many different flavors, but at no time should it EVER come from a book vendor whose ass crack resembles cottage cheese getting smuggled in a lambskin condom!
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Listen, folks…. If you want romance, you gotta’ go someplace other than a street corner where some fat, nasty, overweight ‘thing’ sells [...]
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied. [...]
Read below, figure out how YOU would handle a dangerous driving situation of this magnitude, and then scroll down to see if you made the right driving decision.
Dangerous Driving Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine [...]
