Recently a photo got published in tabloid which proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that the energy crisis has hit even the most efficient machines in our society…..

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Woman’s PoemBefore I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
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Romance comes in many different flavors, but at no time should it EVER come from a book vendor whose ass crack resembles cottage cheese getting smuggled in a lambskin condom!

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied. [...]

Read below, figure out how YOU would handle a dangerous driving situation of this magnitude, and then scroll down to see if you made the right driving decision.
Dangerous Driving Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine [...]