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Poems: Man’s & Woman’s Quite Different

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  • Woman’s PoemBefore I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

    One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,

    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he’s gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    Man’s Poem

  • I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a golf course.

    This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

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