Harold is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull [...]

Have you ever wondered what goes on at a Gynecologist Convention?
Do they have secret greetings and handshakes?

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Sadly enough, that answer is……. yes.

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group [...]

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after [...]

One evening a man was at home watching T.V. and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air and catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it [...]

A gorgeous redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible” says the doctor. “Show me”
The redhead takes her finger pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes on her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on her [...]