Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Like a lot of folks in this country, Blakk Frogg has a job: He gets up each morning, goes to work, puts in at LEAST solid 8 hours of work. Every other week he gets a check. Simple as that. He then pays taxes on his earnings and the government distributes his tax dollars as [...]

With the weekend just around the corner, Blakk Frogg would like to remind the World of things that can help its residents (especially YOU) realize that they may have a drinking problem…. but not Blakk Frogg Americas Best MySpace Comments 15 – You spent Sunday night in jail for “cow-tipping” with your Oldsmobile. 14 – [...]

If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already? You’d make a lovely corpse! I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception. Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? You’re a [...]

One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for [...]

In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of [...]

Modern Drunkard Magazine published a list which ALL real-time, real-life drinkers should follow: The 86 Rules to Drink By! (part one of nine) 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first [...]

After living in the remote wilderness all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, “How about that! Here’s a [...]

Trying to disprove the saying “You can’t take it with you,” a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He [...]

“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.” “But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew. “I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.” ——————— Blakk Frogg loves posting Sarcastic MySpace Comments.

Two rednecks were attending a party in the woods, when all of a sudden, the skies opened up and rained torrents on everybody. They ran for their car, jumped in, and gunned it. They were going pretty fast when an old man’s face appeared in the passenger window, knocking on it! The passenger screamed, but [...]