Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. [...]

One day, a wife greeted her husband at the front door wearing a very sexy nightie. Before he could speak, she said, “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went fishing. ——————- A classy guy like that shops at Da’ Frogg Store and loves [...]

Shameless self-promotion? Blakk Frogg? Never! That’s a lie. A rotten, stinkin’, dirty ass lie. He would NEVER think to slip a plug for his own products in the middle of this website. That would never happen. Not in a million years. Honest. He swears. more blakk frogg “loves to nail” more blakk frogg “pick your [...]

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments Everyone knows Blakk Frogg likes beer. He prefers the microbrews and specitalty beers but sometimes, when he feels he need to re-live his younger days, he buys a few cases of the beer (swill) he chugged as a tadpole, er, student. Nasty, cheap, never filtered, served in dirty mugs, and [...]