A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get the hell out!”
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With an attitude like hers she ought to work for Sarcastic MySpace
18 Sep, 2007
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Jokes|Sarcastic
One day, a wife greeted her husband at the front door wearing a very sexy nightie. Before he could speak, she said, “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went fishing.
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A classy guy like that shops at Da’ Frogg Store and loves to flaunt the latest Frogg Wear. Oh, and for those seeking pretty girls, well, try Girls for MySpace on for size.
18 Sep, 2007
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Blakk Frogg Speaks|Frogg Wear|Funny Pictures|Sarcastic
Shameless self-promotion? Blakk Frogg? Never! That’s a lie. A rotten, stinkin’, dirty ass lie. He would NEVER think to slip a plug for his own products in the middle of this website. That would never happen. Not in a million years. Honest. He swears.
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So ya’ wanna’ wear one of these designs, do ya’? Then hop yo’ nasty ass over to blakk frogg’s cafepress site and check out all the Frogg Wear Original designs on golf shirts, t-shirts, camisoles, tank tops, sweatshirts, coffee mugs, beer steins, and… thongs & boxers!
18 Sep, 2007
Posted by: admin In: Alcohol|Beer|Blakk Frogg Speaks|Drinking
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
Everyone knows Blakk Frogg likes beer. He prefers the microbrews and specitalty beers but sometimes, when he feels he need to re-live his younger days, he buys a few cases of the beer (swill) he chugged as a tadpole, er, student.
Nasty, cheap, never filtered, served in dirty mugs, and tastes like backwash from the first sip straight through to the last. Mmmm, Mmmm, Refreshing.
Blakk Frogg thanks his lucky stars that he has a job. Otherwise he’d have to drink that horse piss all the time!
For the record, Blakk Frogg is not calling St. Pauli Girl a filthy goat piss beer. Seeing her cans, er, beer mugs, caused him to think about the various beers he has consumed over the years. He likes St. Pauli Girl every once in a while. Yummy stuff. He really likes her cans, too. Really. He does.
