(sounds a lot like George Carlin… if you ask Blakk Frogg)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn.
So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper,
that’s the time to do it.
4. Don’t be irreplaceable.
If you can’t be replaced,
you can’t be promoted.
5. Always remember that you’re unique.
Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water
with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
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