As part of ongoing efforts to unite the world and address specific topics of concern facing the planet, last month a worldwide survey took place at the United Nations.
The survey contained only one question: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?”
After tallying the responses it became quite apparent that the survey had accomplished absolutely nothing because…
- In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
- In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
- In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
- In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
- In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
- In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
And
- In the United States they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
