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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A. Kick his sister in the jaw.


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Q. What’s the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


Q. What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A. 45 pounds.


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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.


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Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?

A. About three inches.


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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It’s not hard.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it’s worth it!


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Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What’s the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


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Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. The y spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!


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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


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Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.


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Q What’s the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


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Welcome to the First Ever Monthly Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments edition! Here you will find the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for the month of…. September 2007!

Masturbating Cat Caught in the Act

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Old Woman and Little Girl Discuss Dead Goldfish

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Monkey Finger In Butt Tickles?

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Really Fat Woman on a Park Bench

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Little Girl Asks, “Practice for WHAT?”

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Painted Bathroom Floor Scares the Shit Out of People

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Where’s Dildo Cartoon

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Bad Day for Gay Siamese Brother’s Ass

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Tits! They Are Awesome!

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So there you have it, folks…. the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for the month of September 2007.

Check all the other 1,200+ Sarcastic MySpace Comments on… SarcasticMySpace.Com. Now did you REALLY need Blakk Frogg to spell that one out for you?


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