20 Aug, 2008
Nude Woman in the Mirror
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Babes|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Pretty Girls|Sarcastic
A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
He never heard the gunshot.