18 Aug, 2008
Animals and Their Drugs
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Drinking|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic
A turtle was sitting one day in the woods, just about to crack open a beer when the neighborhood bunny comes hopping up to his stoop.
“Don’t drink that beer. Come frolick and jump and play in the woods with me!”
SO the turtle does just that, and runs off into the woods with the rabbit.
Down the road, a deer was looking to eat some shrooms when the bunny and the turtle came bouncing around.
“Dont eat those ‘shrooms, dear old friend Mr. Deer, come folick and jump and dance and play in the fields with the turtle and me!”
So the deer put down his shrooms and went off hopping with the bunny and the turtle.
A little bit further down the road, a bear was rolling a joint and getting ready to get high when the bunny, the turtle and the deer came bouncing up to him.
“Oh, great Mr. bear, dont smoke that weed, come frolick and jump and dance and sing and pl…”
Mr. bear knocked the bunny out cold with an overhand right, much to the stunned silence of the turtle and the deer.
“What did you do that for?” asked the turtle.
“I fucking hate it when that damn bunny’s on ecstasy.”
